I never understood why Pythagore,Thales or Al-Kashi.
Hey,come on,Bob would have been just fine.
Even in their names,they want to complicate things.
Because,be honest:Maths is a difficult thing.Please teachers,stop telling us "Maths are so simple,nothing to learn,everything is just gonna come in your mind when time comes".Stop joking.
You're telling us "go on step by step,you'll find it at the end",and tell me it's an exact science?Stop to take the Mickey out of us plz;we're not Disney caracters anymore.My mind is just like Scream when I look at you.
Cuz yeah,you're the demonish slaves of the Devil.Beating us to death with arithmetic and differential equations;torturing us with implicit surface.They just want us to die in the name of the great Mathematics.
But in fact,what is Maths about?
It was built on nothing,all on an invisible truth that we should all believe in.But,the f*,the harrass us with their invention and do not even accept a single mistake in the process.Like,you know,the delicate question of the division by 0."Oh non,you can't""Why?""Because you can't".
Would you mind please explaining us why?And not wit all these fabulous demonstrations like 1=0"Impossible";it just comforts me into my idea you don't know what you're talking about.
If I tell my little brother "I take your chocolate" and he answers "Why?";it's because I'm hungry.
I've got a formal reason,maths do not.
They invented something and when it's wrong,they say "exceptions".
D'you know why we love to hate Maths?
Cause you love to make us hate it.
Abstraction is just an exercise of your bored minds.But me,when I'm bored,I don't go piss the other off.
Here is a bit of a conclusion I think;a boring stuff invented by even more bored and annoying guys.
Men,why didn't you do the same way I do;when you're bored,do useless things.
Not annoying ones.
The truth is that I used to love maths;but teachers teached me how to hate them.
However the day will come when your realm will crush.Maths are just like GrugeAlgo.
Invent it and think it's your greatest success ever.
And wait for it to swallow you and become unstoppable.
God's lazy as he doesn't stop wars.
Maths are horrible as they don't let me sleep.
F*ck you extrema.
