What about killing a teddybear with a chainsaw?

One day,I was wondering if eating a Pizza wouldn't be even better while rolling on the floor.
Maybe there are no objective answers to this question and it will remain as one the great abstract mystery of the universe.

It's impressive how much motivation can school bring to you.
You see,you have to learn your lessons,do your exercises,ponder about some difficult problems.
All of this give you an extrem motivation.
At least to sit down and watch useless TV shows all night long;juste saying "oh ok,I'm gonna do all this stuff,but later".
It makes me think about how scary homework are.

When you watch the news on TV here in France,it's so pessimistic.So many dead people,war slaughters;rapt affairs and so on.Just time to time you deserve a little interview of René,the man who built a revolutionnary bicycle allowing you to ride with one of the wheel on your head and stuff like that.

But even considering all of these disgusting things (and paradoxally,René may be the worst in his own way),you still watch TV without feeling bad,and without even a single glance at your homework.

Devil must be hidden in this bunch of crappy papers,like you know;if you touch it it's gonna swallow you or knock you out.In fact it's about what happens when I try to work.

Tomorrow I have an exam;but my brain still manages to deny it;and without any other things to do;it even led me there to write this nonsense useless article.

Anyway,homework really are godlike ordeals and even make your brain decuplate itself to ignore what he knows would be good;to deceive you into thinking wrong things are an escape.

It would be a treasure for scientists to study;maybe they could make humans fly with homework,who knows?

However,I know something worse than homework.

My kitchen sink bloc.

How a ridiculously tiny thing can be horribly painful

Is there anybody here?

If yes,you are really,really unlucky;coz it seems you've lost about 5 sec of your precious life already.

If you are a smart guy or a woman full of reason,you must immediatly get outta there.No,just joking.If you were like that you already would have done that.

So at this point only desperate insomniac geeks must remain.

Well,feel like I should be grateful.

I outta start with a little intro of myself.How painful this kind of work can be.Always the same thing,again and again and again and no one's never interested.

Well,that's why I'm gonna make it.

My name is not something you should like to know,and even less remember;so by now it'll just be fine to refer to me as sockman.

I'm an 18 yo French boy now.

The reason why I'm writing in English?You can see how my English sucks,but try to imagine that my french does even more.

I just passed my exams and I should be happy,but the truth is:How boring can holidays be.

"Go outside!See your friends!Watch TV man!";okay,but still,a day is 24 hours long.

Nothing's that long excepted a Derrick's episode.

I then had a lightning thought:Why not to create an useless blog to waste time and make other people read it to waste their time too?

There it is.

If you're still with me at this point,you must be at least:

1.Stupid

2.Asleep(contradictory if you're one the insomniac geek)

3.Curious because you've nothing to do and no one's posting new status on fb for 3 minutes

Anyway,I should congratulate you.

To finish this little presentation,I'll tell you my qualities:

I am stubborn,egocentric,boring,nasty,sadistic,unbearable,impulsive,whimsical,and maybe we could add stupid.

I don't think I have too many defects.So it means that maybe I can add very proud of myself to my already impressive ammount of qualities.

On this blog you'll find any useless reflections on even more useless subjects.I'll start a war against the most stupid injustice in this world,throughout the very disagreeable subjectivity of my opinion.I'll make you think about things you've never even thought about and would never have since they're completely without any importance;or give you a crude vision of a spotty teenager on common topics.

So here I'll show you how in a life full of love,happiness,friends and chance;I have the unique gift to blame the world for everything.

I am the only one on earth able to change sun into rain.

And i'ts not even useful at all.