How a ridiculously tiny thing can be horribly painful

Is there anybody here?

If yes,you are really,really unlucky;coz it seems you've lost about 5 sec of your precious life already.

If you are a smart guy or a woman full of reason,you must immediatly get outta there.No,just joking.If you were like that you already would have done that.

So at this point only desperate insomniac geeks must remain.

Well,feel like I should be grateful.

I outta start with a little intro of myself.How painful this kind of work can be.Always the same thing,again and again and again and no one's never interested.

Well,that's why I'm gonna make it.

My name is not something you should like to know,and even less remember;so by now it'll just be fine to refer to me as sockman.

I'm an 18 yo French boy now.

The reason why I'm writing in English?You can see how my English sucks,but try to imagine that my french does even more.

I just passed my exams and I should be happy,but the truth is:How boring can holidays be.

"Go outside!See your friends!Watch TV man!";okay,but still,a day is 24 hours long.

Nothing's that long excepted a Derrick's episode.

I then had a lightning thought:Why not to create an useless blog to waste time and make other people read it to waste their time too?

There it is.

If you're still with me at this point,you must be at least:

1.Stupid

2.Asleep(contradictory if you're one the insomniac geek)

3.Curious because you've nothing to do and no one's posting new status on fb for 3 minutes

Anyway,I should congratulate you.

To finish this little presentation,I'll tell you my qualities:

I am stubborn,egocentric,boring,nasty,sadistic,unbearable,impulsive,whimsical,and maybe we could add stupid.

I don't think I have too many defects.So it means that maybe I can add very proud of myself to my already impressive ammount of qualities.

On this blog you'll find any useless reflections on even more useless subjects.I'll start a war against the most stupid injustice in this world,throughout the very disagreeable subjectivity of my opinion.I'll make you think about things you've never even thought about and would never have since they're completely without any importance;or give you a crude vision of a spotty teenager on common topics.

So here I'll show you how in a life full of love,happiness,friends and chance;I have the unique gift to blame the world for everything.

I am the only one on earth able to change sun into rain.

And i'ts not even useful at all.